Mr Pharmacist (Live, TJs Newport, Wales, 16 April 2001)

Mr Pharmacist

Can you help me out today

In your usual lovely way

Oh Mr Pharmacist I insist

That you give me some of that vitamin C

Mr Pharmacist

Dear Pharmacist won't you please

Give me some energy

Mr Pharmacist

Hey Mr Pharmacist

I'll recommend you to my friends

They'll be happy in the end

Mr Pharmacist can you help

Send me on a 'delic kick

Mr Pharmacist

Dear Pharmacist use your mind

You better stock me up for the wintertime

Mr Pharmacist

Hey Mr Pharmacist

Words cannot express

Feeling I suggest

Oh Mr Pharmacist I can plead

Gimme some of that powder I need

Mr Pharmacist

Dear Pharmacist I'll be back

With a handful of empty sack

Mr Pharmacist