Mumble Cat

I'm a kitty cat and I scratch

I'm not here to play

If you want your hands and your eyes

Babies, stay away

Can't you see, just let me be

I'm singing my kitty cat song

Just to let you know I want to be alone

Come closer and it won't be long

'Til I throw, throw, throw a punch

And then maybe you'll see

That it probably wasn't a good idea

To bring your hand near me

I'm gonna throw, throw, throw a punch

Human, I'm warning you

I'm a mumble cat, as a matter of fact

It's time you left the room

Met a dude in Oklahoma

Scratched his face into a coma

Scratched a kid in Hollywood

Bit his hand and damn, it tastes good

Met a granny in Japan

Now that granny has no hand

Scratched a lady in Hawaii

Then that lady, she said, "Aai"

Scratched your cousin in Kentucky

He should have died but he got lucky

Scratched your daddy in Michigan

Daddy never came near me again

Scratched your mama down in Georgia

Don't tell me I didn't warn her

Scratched her face then bit her toe

Then she ran to the border of Mexico

I'm a kitty cat and I scratch

I'm not here to play

If you want your hands and your eyes

Babies, stay away

Can't you see, just let me be

I'm singing my kitty cat song

Just to let you know I want to be alone

Come closer and it won't be long

'Til I throw, throw, throw a punch

And then maybe you'll see

That it probably wasn't a good idea

To bring your hand near me

I'm gonna throw, throw, throw a punch

Human, I'm warning you

I'm a mumble cat, as a matter of fact

It's time you left the room

I'm a mumble cat

I'm a mumble cat