Contagious

It was a story about a man comin' in and finds his women in bed with

Well, listen

It's 2 a.m. I'm just getting in about to check my message

No one has called but my homies and some bill collectors

Cellular when somebody wants to borrow money

I two-way her she don't hit me back something is funny

So I called her mother's house and asked has she seen my baby

Roll my six around looking for that missing lady

Got back in turned the TV on and caught the news

Then I put my hand on my head 'cause I'm so confused

And then I turned the TV down

'Cause I thought I heard a squeaky sound

Somethings going on upstairs

And I know nobody else lives here

"Bump, bump, bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear

And then I hear my baby's voice in my ear screaming out

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got

(And then a man said) sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild

(All I heard was my baby's voice)

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got

Sexy lady (then I heard another man) drive me crazy, drive me wild

And I just can't believe this shit

I ran downstairs looked in the closet looking for that, ooh

Said a prayer 'cause only God knows what I'm gonna do

What I saw was enough to drive a Preacher wild

I'm in the hall contemplating "not in my own damn house"

Who would have thought she was creeping with another man

The down low happening to me all over again

And then I turned the TV down, TV down

'Cause I thought I heard a squeaky sound

Somethings going on up there, upstairs

And I know nobody else lives here

"Bump, bump, bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear

And then I hear my baby's voice in my ear screamin'

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got

(Then a man said) sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild

(All I can do was hear them say)

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got

Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild

Oh-oh, I just can't believe this shit

What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?

Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your cane

Girl I'm about to have a fit

"Oh it's about to be some shit!"

How did I get in to this?

Should have never came home with this bitch

Low down dirty woman, back to where you come from

"But baby wait"

But wait my ass

Hit the streets your ass is grass!

Now Mista Biggs before you done

"Wait how you know my name son?"

"Honey wait I was gonna tell you"

"Move this cat looks real familiar"

Hmm, now don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago?

No, no, I don't think so

Yeah, yeah, I feel I know you brother very well

No, no, you've mistaken me for somebody else

"Frank" "shut up!, can't you see two men are talking?

"But" thought I told your ass to get to walking!

Now I think you all better leave this place

'Cause I'm about to catch a case

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got

(That's was she said) sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild

(And then he replied)

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got (Touch me)

Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild (Give me what you got)

You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got (I should have known from the shopping spree)

Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild (That's the whole time you smile at me)