I'm A Good Boy Now

Don't get drunk all the time

Don't take drugs, least not mine

People tell me that I'm a good boy now

Don't talk dirty in a crowd

I don't bark, not out loud

People tellin' me that I'm a good boy now

I'm a decent citizen, real regular guy

Respected in all walks of life

And here's the reason why

I don't run around, don't womanize

Stay at home most Tuesday nights

People tell me that I'm a good boy now

I'm a decent citizen, real regular guy

Respected in all walks of life

And here's the reason why

I don't make gestures with my fingers

Don't say (whistle) in front of spinsters

People tell me that I'm a good boy now

Don't cause trouble, no more fights

Bears don't shit and fleas don't bite

People tellin' me that I'm a good boy now

Oh, people tell me that I'm a good boy now

I said people tell me that I'm a good boy

I'm a good boy now

I'm a good boy now

I'm a good boy now

I'm a good boy