Bitchin' Camaro

Hey Jack, what's happenin'?

I don't know

Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore

Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

What ya gonna do down there?

Uh, I don't know

Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts

Don't forget your Motley Crüe T-shirt!

You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

Uh-huh

Can't wait to go down, hey, uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?

Uh, what's the Sand Bar?

Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink

Ah, cool

Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there?

Uh, who?

My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship

Wow

Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this

Love me two times, baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times, girl

'Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times, baby

Once for tomorrow

Once cause I got AIDS

Uh, pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there

I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court

Uh, what's the court?

Never mind that, the important thing here (you mean the People's Court!)

The- no, that's another story

The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore

Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?

Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas

You're kidding

I must be, the Bahamas are islands- okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is

Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya' got?

I've got a bitchin' Camaro

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

I ran over my neighbors

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro

With no insurance to match

So if I happen to run you down

Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady

One night at the county fair

And I didn't get arrested

Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Donuts on your lawn

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids

They all spit and cuss

'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro

And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way

When I come through your yard

'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro

And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Hey man where ya headed?

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

I don't want unleaded!