Grandma Got a Facebook

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home

Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone

So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address

To my friends and I asked them all to send a request

And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild

But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex

And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed

'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!

And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed

And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad

Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too

'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes

I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce

My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

I check my Facebook daily

I get a friend request from this old ass lady

I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie

She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly

I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass

Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass

Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls

Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath

(Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook)

I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma Grandma

Grandma, Grandma