Plastic Man

Well, he specializes in talkin' trash

Carries himself like the world's biggest spender

But he ain't never got no cash

The clothes he wears are second to none

He's a Jack of all trades and a master of none

Agrees with everything he knows nothin' about

So he doesn't feel left out

Secondary all the things in life he really wants

Being in is his thing

So he's got to keep up his front

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

Let me tell you about him

He's a, he's a, he's a self-preservationist, yes he is

Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah

And a super-conversationalist, yes he is

Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, he always borrows, never lends

He says, "You know me, man! I'm with him, let me in!"

Says he's willing to stick through thick and thin

But when the chips are down

People find him if you can

(Plastic man)

Claim to fame, he has none

Friends in this world, maybe one

He hates being just another face in the crowd

Giving another brother five and talkin' loud

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

I guess you know he does a little, uh, dippin' and dabbin'

In a game they call backstabbin' (plastic man)

You better stop your fantasizin'

And start, buh-buh-boom-boom, to realizin' that

Black is black and white is white

Wrong is wrong, hey, and right is right

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can

Plastic man

Tryin' to get over any way he can