INTRO

Sound, camera, and action!

Ladies and gentlemen

Boys and girls

Bitches and ho-ass niggas

The Weirdo is back!

I want everybody right now to put your blunts up

You're now listening to Bizarre's solo album, The Handicap Circus

And I'm your boy, Young Miles, the future

And my man's 'bout to get it crackin for y'all

The band has a new lead singer

Everybody stand up

Put your motherfuckin hands up for the number one Weirdo, Bizarre!

Hey bitch, it's the nigga with the shower cap

Kickin a nasty, dirty, filthy rap

Detroit's on the map, and D12 is back

Any nigga pop shit, get his ass smacked

I got two lesbians, full blown AIDS

Twenty bucks, you can get your ass laid

Welcome to Detroit, where the city is cold

Where niggas ride on potholes and fuck up the 24's

Come to Belle Isle where niggas drink and brew

Where All Star stays open until two

7 Mile and Stout is where you'll find me

Or downtown, where it's gritty and grimy

Detroit, the home of the trick hoes

Monte Carlo, smokin gas by the O's

And if you want weed, holla at my man

7 Mile, the home of Strawberry Gan'

Detroit is in the house and I thought I'd let you know

We smoke the gas and got the green by the O's

This is 313 and I thought I would let you know

Detroit, the Eastside, the Westside, nigga, let's go!