high school sweetheart

I bet you're writing my name in your diary

And drawing red X's through it

Tell your friends when you're drunk

Yeah, she's blonde, so she's dumb

How does anybody like her music?

Ain't you tired?

Just a little worn out

A hundred miles

Of running your mouth

Do you think you'll get a gold star

Playin' telephone all around town, town, town

If bein' bitter was a work of art

You'd be hangin' in the Louvre right now, now, now

Yeah, they say in the country

You catch more flies with honey

Girl, I'll even give you a jar

Bein' petty ain't gon' get you far

This ain't high school, sweetheart

But if nerve had a grade

Damnit, you'd get an A

Yeah, tell me, where the hell'd you get it?

I ain't sure why you lit it

But you love burning bridges

Turn around and point your finger

Like it wasn't you who did it

Do you think you'll get a gold star

Playin' telephone all around town, town, town

If bein' bitter was a work of art

You'd be hangin' in the Louvre right now, now, now

Yeah, they say in the country

You catch more flies with honey

Girl, I'll even give you a jar

Bein' petty ain't gon' get you far

This ain't high school, sweetheart

Hey, ain't you tired?

Just a little worn out

A hundred miles

Of running your mouth

Do you think you'll get a gold star (think you'll get a gold star)

Playin' telephone all around town, town, town

If bein' bitter was a work of art (bitter was a work of art)

You'd be hangin' in the Louvre right now, now, now

Yeah, they say (say) in the country (country)

You catch more flies (more flies) with honey (with honey)

Girl, I'll even give you a jar (girl, I'll even give you a jar)

Bein' petty ain't gon' get you far (petty ain't gon' get you far)

This ain't high school, sweetheart

No, it ain't, no, it ain't

No, it ain't, no, it ain't

This ain't high school, sweetheart

No, it ain't, no, it ain't

No, it ain't high school