Rhinestone Cowboy

Hold the cold one like he hold the old gun

Like he hold the microphone

And stole the show for fun

Or a foe for ransom

Flows is handsome

O's in tandem

Anthem, random, tantrum

Phantom of the grand old Opry ask the dumb hottie

Masked pumped shottie

Somebody stop me

Hardly come sloppy on the retarded hard copy

After rockin' parties he departed in a jalopy

Watch the droptop pop

Known as the grimy limey slimy try me blimey

Simply smashing in a fashion that's timely

Madvillain dashing in a beat rhyme crime spree

We rock the house like rock 'n' roll

Got more soul

Than a sock with a hole

Set the stage with a goal

To have the game locked in a cage

Getting shocked with a pole

Overthrow it like throwing Rover a biscuit

A lot of bitches think he's overly chauvinistic

Let go his dick if that's the case

Rats, what a waste

There's more cats to chase

Dogs, he got it like new powers

Woke up, wrote and spit shit in a few hours

Sheesh! Been unleashed since the Glee club

Had your fam saying please make me a dub

Well, since you asked kindly

Where he been behind the mask

Who can't find me?

You're blind in the wine zone

Leave your mind blown when he shine with the nine

He's a rhinestone

Cowboy

Goony goo-goo loony koo-koo like Gary Gnu of New Zoo Revue

But who knew the mask had a loose screw?

Hell could hardly tell

Had to tighten it up like the drells  and Archie Bell

It speaks well of the hyperbase

Wasn't even tweaked and it leaked into cyperspace

Couldn't wait for the snipes to place

At least a track list in bold print typeface

Stopped for a year, come back with thumb tacks

Pop for a beer, we're hip hop sharecroppers

Used to wear flip flops now rare gear coppers

He's in it for the quiche

You might as well not ask for more free shit, capiche?

Oh, my aching hands

From raking in grands and breaking in mic stands

Villain his smile stuns your chick

Prolly put herself in your shoes, run your kicks

You heard it on the radio, tape it

Play it in your stereo, your crew will go ape shit

Raw lyrics, he smells them like a hunch

The same intuition that tells him who spiked the punch

Curses, he's truly the worstest

With enough rhymes to spread throughout the boundless universes

Let the beat blast

She told him wear the mask

He said you bet your sweet ass

Its made of fine chrome alloy

Find him on the grind, he's the rhinestone cowboy