Got Ma Nuts From A Hippie

Well I met her in a bar, the men with big guitars were playin'

And I listened with my ears but I couldn't hear what she was sayin'

And I guess she talked with her mind

But didn't want to seem too unkind so I just laughed

And kept my eyes peeled to the door

Wondering what I was there for

But it's alright, and it's alright

And it's alright, and it's alright

I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

Well I asked if she believed in Adam and in Eve, the fable

And I guess she would've given me an answer if only she was able

And she danced like a medicine man

Drew a crazy picture on my hand and told me

She wanted to change my point of view

Asked me where I was going to

But it's alright, and it's alright

And it's alright, and it's alright

I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

Well, she whispered in my ear, "We got to get us out of here to the country"

I asked her for a ride she took me aside she said, "Try me"

I thought I'm gonna wake pretty soon

In the middle of a Sunday afternoon just dreamin'

And it was warm in the back of her van

When she made me a real man

She made me cry

She made me cry

She made me cry

She made me cry

But it's alright, and it's alright

And it's alright, and it's alright

I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night