Yesterday, Today & Probably Tomorrow (Remastered 2022)

I'm not going to sit here and lie and list all the many ways

About how I will supposedly love you till the end of days

Because I think that we both know in twenty-eight and a half years' time

That I won't be yours and you probably won't be mine

But yesterday, today and probably tomorrow

This little one will find it hard to find sorrow

Yesterday, today and probably tomorrow

Middleton to Withington and Middleton and back

Is more than enough to make the average Middletonian crack

So I will stand outside the Travelodge and bite my tongue

Your best friends look me up and down and I'll write the song

Yesterday, today and probably tomorrow

This little one will find it hard to find sorrow

Yesterday, today and probably tomorrow

Will they be there on Tuesday night

Running the bath and turning out the lights?

Will they be there on Thursday afternoons to welcome you home from Euston platform

With heart-shaped balloons? No

Yesterday, today and probably tomorrow