Love Is Eternity

Dan and Lisa, hi

We kind of know you guys

But you still might wonder why we're here

You see we're certified appointed fans

Of this thing called marriage, and

We've got a short list of the facts

You'll need

Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad

Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive

Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse

And remember love's a verb

And love can be eternity

Dan, when you're surrounded by nothing

In a pitch meeting

Think of your love for Lisa on this day

And Lisa, when you're surrounded by debt

Trapped on a cellphone

Think of your love for Dan on this day

So, Dan and Lisa, bye

We hardly know you guys

But we're excited for you still, it's true

Though there's more we could report

Our time on earth is short

So let's keep it to the facts and review

Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad

Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive

Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse

And remember love's a verb

And love can be eternity, Dan and Lisa