Angel

I bought my angel on the Fourth of July

I didn't plan it, it just happend that way

I guess faith stepped in in the end

'Cause I needed him then

When I bought him they said, Are you sure

No refunds, returns or exchanges because

Once he's yours, he's yours for good

Now, you behave like an angel should

'Cause I saw it on TV

They were selling pieces of heaven

And I thought, Hey, what about me

When am I considered, oh

I chained my angel to the eavestrough

It was November and I think I pissed him off

He's mad but I don't care

You're my Angel, so there

I figure it's only about sixty more years

So come on Angel, stop all the tears

Come sing me a song or two

Whatever it is you Angels do

'Cause I saw it on TV

They were selling pieces of heaven

And I thought, Hey what about me

When can I make reservations, oh

My pet angel's got a long lost friend

Who says he's coming back when the world ends

When us humans have lost our touch

God never liked people that much

'Cause he saw it on TV

They were selling pieces of heaven

And he thought, well, how can this be

What in the Hell are they thinking, oh