Seven Year Itch

I woke up this mornin', clock was striking four

I woke up this mornin’, clock was striking four

I was itchin' so bad, had to pack my things and go

I run and said, "Hear this, babe, I'm goin’ cross-town to crash."

Said, "Hear this, babe, I'm goin' cross-town to crash

Now, if I don't quit itchin, babe, I won't be back."

I'm gwine up on the mountain, I'm gonna root just like a hog

Gwine up on the mountain, root just like a hog

I'm gonna drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log

Mmm-mm-mm-hmm

Mmm-mm-mm-hmm

I’m gonna drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log

I’m goin' to the river, sits right on the ground

I’m goin' to the river, sits right on the ground

If I start itchin' too bad, jump overboard and drown