PUPTHEBAND Inc. Is Filing For Bankruptcy

I think I'm gonna blast off

Too old for teen angst

Too young to be washed

If that's the hand that feeds

Then I might as well just cut it off

I used to be reckless

And too broke to eat

Now all of my friends

Have bidets in their en-suites

Burn every bridge

They said, "You're done in this town"

Yeah, how's that working out?

I'm failing upwards again

I might pull it off

If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

So you're selling insurance?

That's so inspiring

Give me two more years

Let me know if they're hiring

I'll be honest, it felt pretty great

The free shoes and the critical acclaim

I sold those Nikes, I bought a new guitar case

It's called protecting your investments

I'm failing upwards again

I might pull it off

If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

There's no place

I'd rather be instead

Even though everybody here is fucked in the head

I'm truly grateful for the life that I've led

I'm just being dramatic

And failing upwards again

I might pull it off

If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

Thanks for havin' us

It's an honor

And I just wanna thank all the sponsors