Texas Millionaire

Listen, everyone, I got big news I want to share

I just hit the jackpot road to Texas millionaire

He's got 80 million dollars all bulging in his jeans

And all that dough he throws around like candy jelly beans

He's got a mansion, a show place, and whenever people call

They look around and say, what's this? The Texas Taj Mahal?

You see, I learned my rope and tricks down around Times Square

Tricks that taught me how to rope my Texas millionaire

Got a ranch with oil wells a gushing everywhere

Yup, I broke the bank and roped the Texas millionaire

You should see his high rock cattle, I'm giving you the facts

His thousand full-dress cowboys riding herd in Cadillacs

I'm on the right track, so happy I'm already taking bows

I'll bet you all I own, I'll be half-owner of them cows

You see, I learned some rope and tricks down around Times Square

Tricks that taught me how to rope my Texas millionaire