I Hope I Didn't Just Give Away The Ending

She wanted to be a nun

Until that fateful day we met

I beat the crucifix

In a game of Russian roulette

I burned my Beatles records

Because she hated number nine

She licked rock cocaine suckers

Laughed, said her mom's doin' mine

Well, are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

We started limping

Caught the handicap shuttle to town

And yelled, ?God's healed us?

As we ran off the bus the driver just frowned

By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn't touch you

This may not be true

But I said it so you'd feel involved with this song

Are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

We caught a fey taxi driver

I smiled the ride was free

I felt like Amsterdam

She wanted more drugs and maybe me

I told her dealer I was broke

He hired a cameraman

We did a porno film for coke

I hear I'm big in Japan

Are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

We went back to her kitchen

Put the coke in a can

Tied up a TV minister

In walked her dad

He started drinking coffee

Too much sugar on the go

He fell dead on the floor

He thought the coke was sweet ?n low

Well are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Boy she was upset but then just stole her dad's wallet and

I drove him to the hospital

To sell all of his donatable body parts

And this is when she dies

They brought a depressed junkie in

She shot his cyanide up

I guess she thought it was Errol Flynn

I'm blamed in the confusion

The police being phoned

I don't even love you

We weren't even friends

It's just that I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

Uh huh

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

Aw Jesus, ah shit

I think I just gave away the ending