Get in the Water

There you are, coward

I've been waiting for this moment

For the perfect time to strike

When your home's so close, and you've reached your coast

That's when our paths collide

I've got a reputation, I've got a name to uphold

So I can't go letting you walk or else the world forgets I'm cold

Now get in the water

Get in the water

Or I'll raise the tide so high, all of Ithaca will die

Get in the water

Wait

Get in the water

Stop this, please

I'll make tidal waves so profound

Both your wife and your son will drown

No

Get in the water

Get in the water

Don't mistake my threats for bluff

You have lived more than enough

Get in the water

Get in the water

I'll take your son and gouge his eyes

That is, unless you choose to die

Get in the water

Aren't you tired, Poseidon?

It's been ten years, how long will this go?

We're both hurting from losses

So why not leave this here and just go home?

I can't

Maybe you could learn to forgive?

No

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

Die

You can relax my friend

We can tell you're getting nervous

Look at all we've lost and all we've learned

I'll stay in your heart

Oh, woah, Odysseus

Waiting, waiting, waiting, oh