Lucky Ducks

Some lucky ducks get all the luck

Some break their backs to make a buck

And sure, we are a bunch of shady

Criminal-ish gents and ladies

But we did our time (yeah)

We paid for our crimes (well, most of us)

And our misdemeanors, now we sell fried dough and weiners

Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas

Doesn't mean that Fischoeder can go and kill us (uh-uh)

Working here can really be a roller coaster

One day, you're cleaning vomit, next, your on a missing poster

It's such a drag to have a boss

Who pays you bad (who pays us bad)

Then bumps you off

Some lucky ducks get all the luck (oh, yes they do)

But that's not us (no, sir)

Unlucky schmucks

It really stinks, it really sucks

So we'll just play our lucky ducks

Cool, have fun with that

Should we get going?

Some lucky ducks get all the luck

You've said your piece, now listen up

To me, your life, it seems just fine

You think that's bad? Try being nine

The other day, things got real crazy

A girl at school, called me a baby (what?)

Yeah

Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure

I'm gonna be the one that solves this frickin' murder

I know you all think Fischoeder's the one who did it

But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted

I'm just a kid (it's such a drag)

That's what they say (to have a boss)

"Now run along" (who pays you bad)

"Now go and play" (then bumps you off)

Some lucky ducks (it really stinks)

Get all the luck (it really sucks)

Until I show (so we'll just play)

Them what is what (our lucky ducks)

I'm gonna show them all what I can do

Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you

Think that I'm even though I'm small

No matter what comes, I gotta show you all

Come on, we don't need their help

Have a nice day!