Hair, Shoes & Eyebrows Part II

Off of Radioinactive’s “Pyramidi”. Lyrics taken directly from Mush Records online transcriptions.D Addorio

Sergio Tacchini

Lottos

Le Coq Sportif

And fucking tie beanies

New Balance and Troops

A challenge in hoops

A game of twenty-one

My name has many won

But if your dogs was busted

Then the girl’s disgusted

And if they was disgusted

Then your game was rusted

And your name encrusted

Just a lame-ass bussed kid

With no girl to french

And that’s an immense diss

Went to the store to buy some kicks

‘Cuz mine was rented

From the homie next door

Dreaming of scamming

With this fine-ass girl

With some shell-toe Adidas

That was white as a pearl

Allowance bank account was immature

I didn’t have the dollars

So I hung my head and had to go

To the Payless next door

Bought some cheap imitations

With four stripes instead of three

Back to the Foot Locker for the fat laces

And then home to watch TV

They looked okay to me

I strung the fat laces real flat and nicely

But no one seemed to like me

I went to Venice Beach

And some kid tried to fight me

I told him I knew tai chi

But he didn’t want to hear it

Spit a loogie in my face

Which was fucking with my spirit

Uprock to a shuffle to a windmill to headspin

Then up to a horse stance

And I kicked him in the intestine

He fell to the ground

Holding all up on his colon

Then I took his Pumas

So he would figure I had stole ‘em

Justice was served

Plus this little herb wore size five-and-a-half

I had to laugh

Before I went to buy some Red Hots

You know the candy

Replaced the Trax with the Pumas on my feet

And put the imitations

In a garbage can

That was handy

Then I went to the pizza stand

To buy myself some pizza

Eat a lot of candy

Like everyday was Easter

Heard that kid went on to jackin' kids for their Jordans

With a screwdriver as his tool of choice

Got locked up

Tried to take his life

By drinkin' poison and completely lost his voice

Moved to NY

Jackin’ messengers for bicycles

Eventually stabbed some poor kid with one pant leg pulled up

In the face with an icicle

And that ended his career

Now he’s getting’ jacked on the daily for his manhood by a buff ass queer

That’s enough ass here

‘Cuz the answers are many

Feelin’ lucky as fuck

Like I’m pickin’ up pennies

And when it comes to shoes

If I didn’t have any

I’d walk around barefoot

Always lookin’ in the mirror

Like I just got a haircut