'Tain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do

There ain't nothing I can do, or nothing I can say

That folks don't criticize me

But I'm goin' to do just as I want to anyway

And don't care if they all despise me

If I should take a notion

To jump into the ocean

'Tain't nobody's business if I do, do, do do

If I go to church on Sunday

Sing the shimmy down on Monday

Ain't nobody's business if I do, if I do

If my friend ain't got no money

And I say "Take all mine, honey"

'Tain't nobody's business if I do, do, do do

If I give him my last nickel

And it leaves me in a pickle

'Tain't nobody's business if I do, if I do

There are a lot of men, that would hit me

Since I've arrived up and quit me

'Tain't nobody's business if I do, do, do do

I swear I won't call no copper

If I'm beat up by my poppa

'Tain't nobody's business if I do, if I do