Collagen Rock

The little kid pissed on the big kid's porch

He thinks he's amazing, he's rubbish of course

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine

And their hair was a fucking delight

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits, yeah

Collagen rock

And one of those bands got legs like you

And one of them got the stare

And one of those bands got found I heard

In a hole in Aberdare

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine

And their hair was a fucking delight

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits, yeah

Collagen rock

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth

I've got a mouth, got a wonderful [Incomprehensible]

Collagen rock

Collagen rock

Collagen rock