3 Tequila Floor

In a little cantina in Cabo Wabo

I poured a shot of mezcal in a glass

Started talkin' to the worm at the bottom of the bottle

We cried, and we laughed

'Bout then, I started losin' all feeling

For every shot I had, I must've had one more

Next thing I know, I was staring at the ceiling

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

Well, it got a little wild at the bachelorette party

Little Katy Sheppard weighed a buck-o-five

She went from quiet and shy to wantin' to fight everybody

White dress, black eye

Teardrops fallin', makeup running

Like Tammy Faye Bakker prayin' to the Lord

Started out fun, but now she's done

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

For a good time-oh

Add some salt and lime-oh

Makes you feel so fine-oh

You'll keep wanting more

A few shots of agave

Makes your knees get wobbly

Then it wrecks your body

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

Tommy turned 21 like a rock star buyin'

Cuervo Gold round after round

Thought he was bullet-proof til the shots started flyin'

Bottoms up, man down

Lyin' on the bar room floor, head spinnin'

Down for the count, lookin' for the door

Last thing he said, all blurry-eyed and grinnin'

Was one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

For a good time-oh

Add some salt and lime-oh

Makes you feel so fine-oh

You'll keep wanting more

A few shots of agave

Makes your knees get wobbly

Then it wrecks your body

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

A spaceship crashed in the Roswell Desert

Little green man stumbled into a bar

Tried to blend in with all the other fellers

So good, so far

A few drinks in he was having fun

'Til some military men walked through the door

They dragged him off to Area 51

Singin' one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

For a good time-oh

Add some salt and lime-oh

Makes you feel so fine-oh

You'll keep wanting more

A few shots of agave

Makes your knees get wobbly

Then it wrecks your body

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor