I'm A Woman

I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks

And have 'em hangin' out on the line

I can starch and iron two dozen shirts

Before you can count from one to nine

I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard

From the drippings can

Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my shopping

Be back before it melts in the pan

'Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

I'll say it again

I can rub and scrub this old house

'Til it's shining like a dime

Feed the baby, grease the car

And powder my nose at the same time

Get all dressed up and go swinging 'til 4 AM and then

Lay down at 5, jump up at 6

And start all over again

'Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

I'll say it again

If you come to me hungry

You know I'm gonna fill you full of grits

If it's loving you like

I'll kiss you and give you the shivering fits

'Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

I'll say it again

I got a twenty dollar gold piece

Says there's nothing I can't do

I can make a dress out of a feed bag

And I can make a man out of you

'Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

I'll say it again

'Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

W-O-M-A-N

Woman, woman