That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker

Oh my

20 throw down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left has folded down

Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush

I had three Jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning, just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Well then dude walks in, black hat on top

What am I, if I'm lucky

Wasn't a county cop

'Cause I'm just runnin' out of time

Who's up for game two

What to do

My wallet's gettin' thin

And I just lost my watch last night

Well I gotta problem

Just one answer

Gotta throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye

Yeah!

That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all (I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold. (Never to fold)

Who's up for game three

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And I just lost it all

Well there's a man sittin' next to me

Red, was smiling

'Cause it's funny

I don't have no money tonight

Yeah

That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all (I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold. (Never to fold)

Bop bop bop

I say now skittlee dat dat,

Well how bout that?

I'm coming out the front never coming out the back

And I walked into the bar yesterday

'Cause I had something to do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me

And I didn't turn around

'Til I heard the sound of his feet

Falling on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.

So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah

Jehovah!

And I said, what'cha looking at?

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go

So he opened the door and said

Do what you're here for

I said I'm wandering round the road four to four

And I said I been walking

For about a thousand years.

And my feet are growing tired

My eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker

So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die dah dah

Day day oh!

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give a shit cause I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine

And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man, he had no chin

Didn't really think about starting a scene

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny

But now I'm just struggling

I need a honey-bunny.

I don't know what to say anymore

So I'm just gonna go out, anywho

So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah

Jehovah!