A Winter’s Ball

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Go on and on, grow into more of a phenomenon?

Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother

Be seated at the right hand of the father

Washington hires Hamilton right on sight

But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write

Now Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable

But what do we have in common?

We're reliable with the

Ladies!

There are so many to deflower!

Ladies!

Looks! Proximity to power

Ladies!

They delighted and distracted him

Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him

(That's true)

1780, a winter's ball

And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all

Yo, if you could marry a sister, you're rich, son

Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey