Lenny and Terence (BBC in Concert: Live at Reading University, 1 December 1994)

Don't open the box

Take the money

Take it to the shops

Where we can spend it all honey

On 90's memorabilia and rock n roll records

And experience the genius of Terrence and Leonard

Send them victorious

Happy and glorious

Long to reign over us

In the studio for us

My eyes hve seen the glory of

The legend and the story of

Feather cropped and blow dried hair

Clever clogs and Lionel Blairs

And I won't be watching TV any more

I'll poke my TV eyes out at the door

Nail my other records to the record shelf

Enlighten, educate and entertain myself

Listening to the sound of Lenny and Terrence