Funky Worm

You're a little late

So step right this way

And we'll get started

Granny, what? Say it now

Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem

Me and the Ohio Players

Are gonna tell you about a worm

He's the funkiest worm in the world

Alright, sing it, Clarence

Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground

Yes, there is, Granny, that's right

Clarence he's six feet long

Granny, six feet long

Clarence he only comes around

Granny when he wants to get down

But when he comes out of his hole

He sounds something like this

Granny oh, that's funky

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

Alright, sing it again, Clarence

Clarence and through all the land, yeah

Granny, yeah

Clarence he plays in a band

Granny, plays in a band

Clarence plays guitar without any hands

Pretty good, I might add

Granny, yeah

When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck

Everybody wants to get up and dance

Granny ah, get it baby

Don't, don't, don't

Don't fight the feeling

Don't fight it

Hey, don't stop now honey, get down

I'm his manager, heh, heh

Gonna make a million dollars

I get it all, 'cause he can't spend it

There he goes, goin' back in his hole

Just the same way he came out

Do we get paid for this

I just wanted to make sure, we do, okay