Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo

Vegetarian

Vegetarian

Vegetarian

I, I don't want tofu

I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew

I don't wanna be a vegetarian

Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

I don't feel bad about

Eating something that's dead

Why should I be sad

For cows getting hit in the head?

So I like eating fish

Tell me what's wrong with this

How can you blame me

For eating chicken of the sea?

Vegetarian

Don't waste your breath yelling at me

About animal rights

And how they should be free

'Coz it's survival of the fittest

And we're winning

I don't feel bad about

Eating something that's dead

So why should I be sad

For chickens being force fed

So I like eating fish

Tell me what's wrong with this

How can you blame me

For eating chicken of the sea?

Vegetarian

Go fry an egg