My Funny Valentine

Behold the way our fine feathered friend

His virtue doth parade

Thou knowest not, my dim witted friend

The picture thou hast made

Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair

Conceal thy good intent

Thou noble upright truthful sincere

And slightly dopey gent

You're my funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?

But, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little Valentine, stay!

Each day is Valentine's Day