(I'll Make You) Love Me

This here's my last chance

So it won't hurt to ask

What can I do to make you love me?

I'll learn to speak in French,

I'll even pitch a tent on your front yard

To make you love me

It seems impossible

You never seem to notice

But there will come a day

They'll say "he really showed us"

This time I really mean it

I think I'm dangerous

You won't be safe

Until you love me

You're such a pretty girl,

Let's feed the birds and squirrels

Some bread and peanuts

Till you love me.

If you don't like some one

Then I will take a gun

And blow their heads off

Until you love me

You must understand

I'm not responsible for anything I do

I've got a doctor's note

This time it's not a joke,

I'm really serious

Bad things will happen

Till you love me.

Love me

Love me

I know when you say I'm scaring you

And I should go away that it's a lie

But here's some truth

I'll never stop until I die.

(Die die die)

In my mind

We are peas and carrots

But you are so blind

You refuse to hear it

You'd better listen up

I'll give you one last chance

You won't be safe

Until you love me,

Love me,

LOVE ME