Thalassocracy

Well, it isn't so great

Since you learned karate chop-chop-chop-chop-chop

You're walkin' machs and I'm just

Swimmin' in the slop-slop-slop-slop-slop

You wave your wand at me and

Make me dance flip-flop-flip-flop-flip

I want to sing for you and

Make your head go pop-pop-pop-pop-pop

The Inuit man

Had not so much a caesar

He had provision

Say, you're sprayin' in the windy

And I'm just pissin' off-off-off-off-off

I'm literally deaf down here from

Your canned philosoph-soph-soph-soph

Softly, can you hear me?

Through the suckin' of your quaff-quaff-quaff-quaff quaff

I'm thalassocracy and you're just Romanov-ov-ov-ov

The Inuit man

Had not so much a caesar

He had provision