77.7 HAND OF GOD FM NO.1

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PART 1: I KNOW - GONDA

Ayo this is 77.7 hand of God FM, mothafucka

Scrape the shit out yo' ears, bitch

Smokin' on that shit that make a mothafucka' jump, I know

They say that GODHAND unstoppable, I know

"Nobody did this shit like this befo'", I know

I told her drop it down to the floor, she said "I know"

I know, I know, I know, I know

I know, I know, I know, I know

Bitch, I been smokin' cat piss

Countin' up my money, complicated mathematics

This the mixtape, I be rappin' just for practice

If it was '07 you could find this shit on DatPiff

In-In, In '99, maybe Napster

99 problems and this hoe ain't a factor

Talkin' shit to me after the show

It don't matter who you know

Then go find a bastard up in the rafters, b-b-bitch

E-E-E-Every time they open up they mouth I tell 'em "pipe down"

I can't trust a mothafuckin' soul who'll put the pipe down

You be on that devil shit, make him see the light now

Stickin' out yo' tongue at me, the curb make 'em bite down (Boom)

All my haters broke and slow

Put you in a grave, now yo' best friend a crow

Praise to the hand 'cause you know that I know

She said "you and MONGO the best", bitch I know

I know, I know, (Ay') I know, I know

I know, I know, (Ay') I know, I know

INTERMISSION

Radio dude

That was the latest single "I KNOW" by GONDA

From GODHANDUSA and I just gotta' say, holy shit man, holy shit

We got some more bangers comin' your way

But first, let's get some callers on the line

Caller number 1?

You're live

(Caller number 1)

Haaa, ahhh, h'ohhh yeah

Haaa, oh-

(Radio dude)

Aaaalright, caller number 2?

What do you gotta' say?

(Caller number 2)

Yeah, I really like all that Memphis funk

And dark trap stuff you guys do

But you gotta' stop with that experimental woke stuff

Esta chingada basura y me [?] güey, ustedes son-

(Radio dude)

Caller number 2, you are a peice of shit

Uh, caller number 3, what do you gotta' say to the people, man?

(Caller number 3)

Heyyyyyy, I really love your guys music

Whenever it come on in the strip club

I make a bunch more money, hahahaha!

(Radio dude)

Thank you so much caller number 3

Unfortunately that's all the time we have

Lets keep this show on the road

Next, we got "POPPIN'" parentheses "RIGHT NOW"

By MONGO from GODHAND

Wow these guys are really killin' it in these streets

You heard it here first on 77.7, the hand

(PART 2: POPPIN' (RIGHT NOW) - MONGO)

Haters always talkin' mad shit, but I'm poppin' right now

You can suck my dick, lil' hoe

Pull up with like 45 sticks and like 99 bitches

All in the club with my bros

MONGO don't really give one fuck, two, fuck, three fuck

Blue fuck, green fuck, no

All I know is you fuck me, fuck, I fuck, we fuck

Then send yo' ass through the door

God damn, this bitch bad as fuck

Got ya' boy tryna' bust a fat ass nut

Bustin' in yo' eyeball, bustin' in yo' butt

Come and fuck with a real one, I'm always in the cut

Girl, you so beautiful

Quick fuckin' with them other dudes right now

Just pull up on a thug and get piped down, right now

I said right now

Haters always talkin' mad shit, but I'm poppin' right now

You can suck my dick, lil' hoe

Pull up with like 45 sticks and like 99 bitches

All in the club with my bros

MONGO don't really give one fuck, two, fuck, three fuck

Blue fuck, green fuck, no

All I know is you fuck me, fuck, I fuck, we fuck

Then send yo' ass through the door

Haters can't see me, they need glasses

Trickle-down theory, slow like molasses

Skatin' on The Jakes, ain't no mall grabbin'

Shittin' on you fuckas', I need some hall passes

God to the hand, ain't talkin' 'bout a pagan

I'm the number 1, put me on the station

Bustin' off that fuckin' white girl, Sarah Palin

I believe in God, I don't fuck with Satan (Boom)

H-H-Haters always talkin' mad shit, but I'm poppin' right now

You can suck my dick, lil' hoe

Pull up with like 45 sticks and like 99 bitches

All in the club with my bros

MONGO don't really give one fuck, two, fuck, three fuck

Blue fuck, green fuck, no

All I know is you fuck me, fuck, I fuck, we fuck

Then send yo' ass through the door

(INTERMISSION)

(Radio dude)

That was "POPPIN'" parentheses "RIGHT NOW"

By MONGO from GODHANDUSA

I gotta' say man, there is just nothing else that

Sounds like that anywhere

You can always count on the hand to deliver

These completely unique sounds

I'm getting word that we actually have

MONGO in the building right now for an exclusive interview

So, uh, MONGO, tell us about the new album and

Uh, what can we expect?

(MONGO)

Man, I got two words for you bro, that's pussy and poppin'

This one for all the bad bi-

(Government person)

(Cough, cough)

Uh, we interrupt this program to bring you a message

From the president of the United States

(The president)

Hello everyone, it is me, the president of

The United States of America

I hope everyone is having a pleasant evening

I'm here to inform you that GODHANDUSA

Is a dangerous criminal terrorist organization

And a threat to our national security

Anyone caught playing, listening to

Or enjoying GODHANDUSA'S music, will receive

A mandatory minimum sentence of 25 years in

A maximum security prison

(Radio dude)

Are we back?

Are we still on?

Hey, uh, 'pologies to our listeners for the technical inconvenience

We don't know what the fuck that was

But anyway, we're back with

Another banger from Americas favorite duo

New single from GODHANDUSA called

"FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYONE IN IT"

77.7 hand of God FM, fuck AM and XM

(PART 3: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYONE IN IT - GODHANDUSA)

Hey bitch, fuck the government (Yeah)

Fuck the government (Put yo' hands up)

Fuck the government (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch)

Fuck the government

Fuck the government bitch, and everyone inside

GODHAND pull up with the fuckin' 5

I hope air force one fall out the fuckin' sky

Tell your local congressman to run and hide

String 'em up by the end of his fuckin' tie

Every senator should ingest cyanide

Every politician bought and paid for

Every boot lickin' mothafucka' worried 'bout the rainbow

Bitch, I was tryna' get my drugs out the back door

Fuck the DEA and the gang task force

They found my guns and tried to take away my passport

I'm finna' give TSA what they asked for

If you support the president than you a lap dog

Bitch, Ronald Reagan gave us crack rock

They gon' put me in a box for my backtalk

I don't give a fuck, fuck Tesla and BlackRock

Bitch, I'm tryna' infiltrate Bohemian Grove

Like I'm Alex Jones, bitch you finna' get exposed

Bill Clinton was fuckin' on some lil' kids

Verifiably, fuck our society

On a keyboard, tryna' tell me what to say

Bitch, your great grandpa prolly owned slaves

They tryna' poison and control the whole nation

But I can tell that y'all ain't ready for that conversation

Everybody tryna' hear a song wit' no meanin'

Money, guns, hoes, murder, and dope fiendin'

Face tattoos, heroin and suicide

Boy, 'erybody tryna' overdose on opiates

Everybody got some shit to say for no reason

Ain't nobody tryna' exorcise they own demons

Fuck 'erybody starin' at a screen, bitch

'ery motherfucker like you need to stop breathin'

Hey bitch, fuck the government (Yeah)

Fuck the government (Put yo' hands up)

Fuck the government (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch)

Fuck the government

(Yeah, Yeah)

Fuck the government (Y'all know what the fuck it is)

Fuck the government (It's G-O-D-H-A-N-D)

Fuck the government (Fuck the government)

Fuck the government

(INTERMISSION)

(Radio dude)

Hope you guys enjoyed that last track, that was

"FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYONE IN IT"

Uh, we got time for some more callers now

Caller number 4, you're on the line, right now!

(Caller number 4)

Hey man, I told you guys to stop makin' that

Pinche political intellectual music

Shit makin' me crazy in my fuckin' head

You make my brain hurt man, just stop it!-

(Radio dude)

This fucking guy again, holy shit

Aye, caller number 5, you got anything to say about that?

(Caller number 5)

Hey man, not cool man

Hip-hop is an inherently political genre of music

You can say whatever you want man

My family came here from Mumbai

We don't have freedom of speech in India

(Radio dude)

You're 100% right bro

Hip-hop and rap can be considered inherently political

Due to their origins in marginalized communities and their historical

Use of language as a tool for social commentary and activism

Anyway, this next song is called "HER ASS IS SO FAT"

By GODHANDUSA, here on 77.7 hand of God FM!

(PART 4: HER ASS IS SO FAT - GODHANDUSA)

Ayo' MONGO

What up big dawg?

Aye, you see that bitches ass over there?

Uh, uh, yeah I think so

That shit is so fat!

Oh shit, I think she comin' over here!

Woah!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

That bitch got a fat ass, I said God damn

She drop it down, cause a tsunami in Japan

That booty shakin' cause an earthquake, a avalanche

My heart beatin' to fast, I need a ativan (Woo)

I need a xanny bar, I need a percocet (God damn)

She made my heart skip, I feel it burnin' in my chest (Woo)

She made my heart palpitate, I need a 'fibrillator (God damn)

I thought 'at booty only possible in simulators (Oh man)

Her booty attractin' me like it's a magnet (Woo)

Her booty fat, I'm surprised she ain't draggin' it (God damn)

Her ass fit inside her jeans like a magic trick (Woo)

Must be in her genes

Thank yo' mother for a ass that big (God damn)

Yo' ass fatter than my wildest dreams (Ah, man)

I'm surprised yo' pants ain't tearin' at the seams

Bitch (God damn)

I thank God that he made you in a certain way (Ah, man)

Let me get some cake

It's my mothafuckin' birthday (God damn)

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!

That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

God damn, bitch

How you even move that thang 'round? (What?)

Need a globemaster just to get it off the ground (Damn)

Ass fat as fuck, ass fat as Frank Hassle (Uh-huh)

Ass couldn't even fit inside a whole castle (No it can't)

Ass like a flashbang, make my head numb (Hey)

Hoe, that ass bigger than the nose on KRS-One (What?)

Got me beggin' for the booty like some bread crumbs

Ass like a horse, clap it louder than F1 (God damn)

Butt so big, need 1000 dicks just to cover up

Even a centimeter of the rim (God damn)

Shawty thicc and the ass crack is cavernous

Ass so fat, a long distance for my cum to swim (Hell naw)

She cover up the atmosphere with massive cake

Gotta' wait 1000 years for the environment to acclimate (Damn)

And if I get the chance, I'd consume

A 25 course ass feast at a savage pace (God damn)

That bitch got a fat ass

(That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!

That bitch got a fat ass

(That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

That bitch got a fat ass

(That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!

That bitch got a fat ass

(That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

(INTERMISSION)

(Radio dude)

You know what it is, 77.7 hand of God FM

We're gonna' get back into our program after

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