Ridiculous

I ain't got no money

Drive a busted dinosaur of a car

If I didn't love my honey

I woulda never ever woulda got this far

I woulda stayed in bed

Pulled covers over my head

And slept until there's no more war

How did it come to this?

This is ridiculous

This is getting too funky

A man of my stature can't live like this

When I talk about some money

All I ever do is reminisce

This is too austere

I just wanna disappear

And come back when the joint starts to swing

How did it come to this?

This is ridiculous

Won't pay a nickel on morphine

Really, I don't need that much help

If I wanna jump out a window

I can do it perfect, all by myself

Or I could stay in bed

Pull the covers over my head

And sleep until they find a cure

How did it come to this?

This is ridiculous

Ridiculous

Can't make a dime with these mumba jumbas

Ridiculous