Monosyllabic Girl

I take her down to the aquarium, she says "shark"

I take her to the planetarium, she says "dark"

I take her to the seaside

Where she likes to spin and twirl

And she says "sure" and "cool" and "yeah"

She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says "huh"

I take her to our anniversary, she says "one"

I take her to jewelry store,

I say "diamonds", she says "pearl"

Oh everyone knows I'm in love

With a monosyllabic girl

Oh everyone knows I'm in love

With a monosyllabic girl