Girl All the Bad Guys Want

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me

Cause she is watchin' wrestling

Creamin' over tough guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She'll never notice me

Cause she is watchin' wrestling

Creamin' over tough guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in a Trans-Am

Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

There she goes again

With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I am watchin' wrestling

Tryin' to be a tough guy

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in my eyes

I can't grow a mustache

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped... moped... moped...

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want