Day of the Dead

I was just a tourist the first

Time I went to Mexico

I was a stranger in danger in a world unknown

A clap of thunder and the

Ground around me did explode

And evil skeletons in dozens came

Out from that hole

Why? No lie it was the Day of the Dead

Did you hear what I just said?

Oh oh oh, I didn't even know

It was the Day of the Dead

I try not to lose my head

Oh oh oh, way down in Mexico

The place was jumping with the

Reapers swaying to and fro

An evil skeleton made off

With my beef burrito

They opened the Pinata and a swarm

Of bats went up my nose

I lost all bowel control and knew

That it was time to go

Why? No lie it was the Day of the Dead

Did you hear what I just said?

Oh oh oh, I didn't even know

It was the Day of the Dead

I try not to lose my head

Oh oh oh, way down in Mexico

The locals tell me not to fear

It happens at least once a year

When hell is full

The dead will walk the earth and

Apparently, they come up here for the beer

Why? No lie it was the Day of the Dead

Did you hear what I just said?

Oh oh oh, I didn't even know

It was the Day of the Dead

I try not to lose my head

Oh oh oh, way down in Mexico

Día de los Muertos, cien calacas vió

Oh oh oh, y el gringo se asustó

Día de los Muertos, el cabrón se arrugó

Oh oh oh, aquí en Mexico

Corre, carajo

Que los muertos 'tán en la calle