See it to Believe it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

I'm smokin' weed with baby Jesus in the everglades

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

You'd have to see it to believe it, do this every day

Uh, bitch, this everyday, break a leg and levitate

I'm with my brethren having breakfast up up at heaven's gate

Met up with Mary Kate, made it straight to second base

She suck my penis because Venus was in retrograde

Uh, fat hos in the white house

Doin' lines on a nice couch

Hope my momma don't find out

Or she'll put me in timeout

Hypnotize a samurai to ride inside my Porsche

Me and Michael Moore out looking for a Dinosaur

Why would I ever lie?

Couldn't make this up even if I tried

Why would I ever lie?

Couldn't make this up even if I tried

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

I'm smokin' weed with baby Jesus in the everglades

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

You'd have to see it to believe it, do this every day

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, ooh, whoa-oh

I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

You don't believe it? Yes, indeed, just check my resume

Ain't no showboater

Catch me motorboatin' Oprah on the coast of Nova Scotia

How I'm livin', la vida loca

Host the Grammys, gettin' handies in Miami

Watching Bambi, sniffin' panties

Giving Plan B to yo' granny

It's the one and only, Mr. Holy Canoly

I got more ice than a Zamboni

Now they act like they know me

Yes, I'm a rockstar

My shorty Medusa make me rock hard

Daytona 500 in a golf cart

Someone tell me

Why would I ever lie?

Couldn't make this up even if I tried

Why would I ever lie?

Couldn't make this up even if I tried

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

I'm smokin' weed with baby Jesus in the everglades

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

You'd have to see it to believe it, do this every day

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, ooh, whoa-oh

I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

You don't believe it? Yes, indeed, just check my resume

Do this every day

(Why would I ever lie?)

Do this every day

(You don't believe it?)

Do this every day

(Why would I ever lie?)

Do this every day

(You don't believe it?)

Do this every day

(Why would I ever lie?)

Do this every day