Fake Carreras

Six a.m., the sun is coming up

And I'm sitting on a bench in Westerpark with my fake carreras on

Well I'm feeling halfway spun, I'm singing with the bums

But there's a smile on my face man I got love for everyone

Cause when life gives me lemons

I make gin and tonics

And when things get fucked up

That's when I'm happiest

And I know what you're thinking

That it looks like I've been up for weeks

And I'm sweating and I'm shaking but I'm smiling cause I know it's gonna be okay

So I'll keep my slip flops on

You can keep your fucking job

And if you put me in a cubicle

I'll use it to hang my hammock up

And if ya kiss this frog

You ain't gonna get no prince

You'll probably just get something

You need a prescription to fix

So when life gives you lemons

Just make gin and tonics

And when things get fucked up

That's when we're happiest