P.I.M.P. The S.I.M.P.

Say, girl, what's happening, baby?

You know you're sitting on a goldmine

You need to follow me

Uh, you could make lots of money

And of course I could rest and dress

And read the funnies

Mary chose a pimp, he put her on the street

It was no accident, she was found in a hotel suite

Face down in the floor, lying in her underwear

No one even cried and no one even seemed to care

That Mary had a pimp, ooh, yeah

Mary had a P.I.M.P., I, I, I wanna tell you

Mary had a pimp, hey, he was a real pimp

Mary had a P.I.M.P

And her mama said, "Mary's going crazy

Mary's gone out of her mind

Didn't she know the price she had to pay

Was high to be a hoe

And didn't she know, she is a pimper's party

She is a pimp's delight

Now she's gone and he's still left to carry on

It's so wrong, so wrong"

P.I.M.P., pimp, the simp (yeah, yeah, yeah, pimp simping)

Uh, excuse me baby, but my name is Don Wonder

And I wonder if I could buy you a drink

'Cause I got something I'd like to run on you

Mary chose a pimp

She changed her name and moved out west

All her money went

On his wardrobe and nothing less

She even bought his house

While she lived in the motel room

Her days were spent alone

With the comfort of a silver spoon

Mary had a pimp, ooh, yeah

Mary had a P.I.M.P., I, I, I wanna tell you

Mary had a pimp, she, she had a real pimp

Mary had a P.I.M.P., mmm

And her mama said, "Mary's going crazy

Mary's gone out of her mind

Didn't she know the price she had to pay

Was high to be a hoe

And didn't she know

Mary's going nuts out in the rain

Selling her body for pain

Giving all her money to some chump so he can dress funny"

P.I.M.P., pimp, the simp (yeah, yeah, yeah)

And her mama said, "Mary's going crazy

Mary's gone out of her mind

Didn't she know the price she had to pay

Was high to be a hoe"

Horns, blow

P.I.M.P., pimp, the simp (yeah, yeah, yeah, pimp simping)

You pimp, you simp, you're on the street

Running your game on all the girls you meet

Fake diamonds on your fingers and Cadillac cars

Trying to catch a girl at a local bar

So you catch her and you school her and you teach her the game

Next thing you know, the girl has going insane

Now she's lost at the cost of the trick she's turned

She's just another hoe who just been burned

Mary had a pimp, ooh, yeah

Mary had a P.I.M.P., I, I, I wanna tell you

Mary had a pimp, hey, she had a real pimp

Mary had a P.I.M.P., I, I, I wanna tell you

Mary had a pimp, tell you, yeah, she had a real pimp

Mary had a P.I.M.P., yeah, she had a pimp

Mary had a pimp, she had a real live pimp

Mary had a P.I.M.P., now she's dead and gone

Mary had a pimp, I'm mad as hell, I'm mad as hell about it

Mary had a P.I.M.P., the pimp's still here to carry on

Mary had a pimp