Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready)

He's so tall

He's so slim

With that shit-eating grin

How can i trust him

Hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat

Why should i vote for him

It sucks

Big bucks

Americas conditioned

With pride they hide

Their real ambition

(Chorus)

Let me retort on the two party system

Which one will you endure

When you cast a vote in a two party system

That's when you lose for sure

Hi ho hi ho its off to work i go

Then off to lynyrd skynyrd

They smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote

I'd rather be a retard

Ambushed

I'm to bushed to explore an alternative

They say

There's no way

It'll change the way that i live

(Repeat chorus)

Go choke your chicken

This two party system

That's when you lose for sure

I'll go choke my chicken

It sounds finger lickin

But it smells like manure

(Oh's and ah's)

Up to the mountains

In a cave i'll never vote or even shave

I'll was my hands of all this

Cause ignorance is bliss

Right on the floor i'll take a piss

While you endure political abyss