One

One is the loneliest number

That you'll ever do

Two can be as bad as one

It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience

You'll ever know

Yes, it's the saddest experience

You'll ever know

Because one is the loneliest number

That'll you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number

That you'll ever know

It's just no good anymore

Since you went away

Now I spend my time

Just making rhymes

Of yesterday

Because one is the loneliest number

That you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number

That you'll ever know

One is the loneliest number

One is the loneliest number

One is the loneliest number

That you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number

Much much worse than two

One is a number divided by two

(That's easy)

Two divided by one is decided

To bring down the curtain

Then one things for certain

There's nothing to keep them together