If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

If you got a Cadillac, boy

And a forty room shack, boy

A bucket full of money

And a tree full of honey

But if you get no huggin'

No smoochin' or muggin'

Well, if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

If you're ridin' on the crazy train

'Stead of walkin' down lover's lane

You can't make hay, boy

You're goin' the wrong way, boy

You gotta get a little honey

'Cause it's better than money

Well, if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man

'Cause you own a lot of bottom land

If you're kin to the President

And you help run the government

But if you get no attention

You're better off on a pension

Well, if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

If you gotta string along cars

And you're smokin' them four-bit cigars

You ain't so well to do

Unless you got a little coochie coo

It takes a bit of smackin'

Or your life is lackin'

Well, if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'