Creepin' Towards the Door

They keep creepin' towards the door

My stomach twists

Like a worm beneath the lure

My heartbeat skips Like a phonograph

Old machines weren't built to last

But they keep creepin' towards the door

They keep creepin' towards the door

Their bodies reek like they're carrying a corpse

Their footsteps creak, as they circle in

And the power's running thin

But they keep creepin' towards the door

The Phone Guy tells me that there is no danger

But I suspect that things will get much stranger

Something about this room is hypnotizing, paralyzing

Terrifying

They keep creepin' towards the door

My backbone shakes like a tremor on the floor

My knee caps quake, why don't I just scram?

Or unplug that stupid fan

'Cause they keep creepin' towards the door

These furry phonies masquerade like they're cute

The kids don't notice 'cause they think they're cartoons

Oh, don't look now, I think that Freddy's en route

Deadly pursuit

Sweaty fursuit!

The Phone Guy tells me that there is no danger

But I suspect that things will get much stranger!

Something about this room is hypnotizing, paralyzing

Terrif-