If I Only Had a Brain

I could while away the hours, conferin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain

And my head I'd be scratchin', while my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle, for every individle

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things I never thought before

And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin', my head all full of stuffin'

My love all full of pain

I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingle derry

If I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things I never thought before

And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin', my head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingle derry

If I only had a brain