Preppie Girl

She bought herself a diamond ring

Before the evening show

A ninety dollar bracelet

On daddy's visa gold

Short black skirts on warm days

With her black socks to her knees

Now she's wearing corduroy

Instead of bongo jeans

She's a preppie girl

Who rules the fashion world

She's a preppie girl

Makes me wanna hurl

Fucking preppie girl

Walks to church on sunday with her bible in her hand

Wishing she was a rebel that could terrorize the land

Whose that standing so close to her

Holding her preppie hand

Maybe it is a running back or just a preppie man

She's a preppie girl

Who rules the fashion world

She's a preppie girl

Makes me wanna hurl

Fucking preppie girl

She's got a senior boyfriend

Well that bitch is just fifteen

Will she lose, will she lose, will she lose

Her virginity

Well he takes her out on prom night and he shows her a good time

Will he be in her pants by nine?

She's a preppie girl

Who rules the fashion world

She's a preppie girl

Makes me wanna hurl

Fucking preppie girl

To you we wish the best of luck

In your oh-so preppie life

And if you play your cards right

You might end up a plumber's wife