All Of The Above

I am your sexy girl

I am your baby girl

I am your innocence

I am your mother

I'm Lady Chatterly

Or Lady Chastity

Or some anonymous lover

I can be your little virgin (I can call my mommy)

Or your dominatrix (in your parents' bed)

We'll play some spin the bottle

We'll play some Marvin Gaye

Or we can dress you up in women's clothing

Let's go shopping at the Pink Pussycat

You talk to the salesmen

I'll hide in the back

I may be bashful, but...

I got the cash 'cause...

I ain't afraid to try new things like that

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or

All of the above

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or

All of the above

I'm a widow in mourning (longing for your love)

I'm the bride on her wedding say (and you are not the groom)

I'm a singing telegram at 2 a.m.

Or the French maid who comes to clean your room

Let's go shopping at the Pink Pussycat

You talk to the salesmen

I'll hide in the back

I may be bashful, but...

I got the cash 'cause...

I ain't afraid to try new things like that

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or

All of the above

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or

All of the above

I keep you guessing, babe

You won't need confession, no

I'll be either one or

All of the above

Melanie, Melanie

Oh, I'm gonna be either one or all of the

Either one or all of the

Either one or all of the

Either one or all of the...

Well, I couldn't imagine

If I couldn't be myself

If you're afraid to ask for what you want

Then you might rebel

But if you've got that combination

Where you can play some "show and tell"

Well don't be shameful

I am your rainbow

Liberate your body and

Soothe your soul

I can be your babysitter (who lets you stay up late)

Or your best friend's mother (really hot date)

Or you favorite cousin (she taught you how to french kiss)

Or Miss Finigan from health class

I'm a school girl in knee socks (with pig-tails in her hair)

I'm Aphrodite for dinner (or Linda Carter)

I'm rose petals

I'm ruby wine

And if you want

I'll be the President's wife

Baby, won't you tell me

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or

All of the above

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or... (either one or all of the above)

I'll keep you guessing

Baby, you won't need confession

It's either one, or either one, or neither one

Oh yeah