South Carolina

The other day my neighbor has a dented bike

Second day he called me from intensive care

Says he needs a picture of the dented bike

For the evidence of what a wreck he had

Accident

Accident

Lift that fork, eat that snail

Garcon summon up a new cocktail

Lift that fork, eat that snail

Garcon summon up a new cocktail

Crash my bicycle

Crash my bicycle

In a big South Carolina wreck

I crash my bicyle

Crash my bicycle

Crash my bicycle

In a big South Carolina wreck

I crash my bicyle

And I won some damages and they were punitive

By which I mean the punishment was damaging

It crushed my hand

It crushed my head

Garcon, where's my drink?

Wreck!

Observe the front wheel spinning upside down

Wreck!

The red reflector fragments strewn around

Wreck!

The back wheel's 'O' is now a letter 'D'

Wreck!

I was an 'I' and now I am a 'V'

Lift that fork, eat that snail

Garcon summon up a new cocktail

Lift that fork, eat that snail

Garcon summon up a new cocktail

Crash my bicycle

Crash my bicycle

In a big South Carolina wreck

I crash my bicyle

Crash my bicycle

Crash my bicycle

In a big South Carolina wreck

I crash my bicyle

If I had to do it all again, by bicycle

If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle

I'd crush my head

Collect the bread

Crash my bicycle

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Fork (fork)

Snail (snail)

Garcon (garcon)

Cocktail (cocktail)

Fork (fork)

Snail (snail)

Garcon (garcon)

Cocktail (cocktail)

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively

Move around folks

Push her back there, move along

Show's over, folks

Let him breathe, step lively