Skit #1 (Ras Kass)

[Skit]

*phone ringing*

-What do you want?

-Whatchu doing?

-Who is this?

-This is Kizzy

-Oh, what's up, what’s crackin'?

-Nothing, whatchu doin'?

-Nothin’, I'm chillin' with my homeboy Flippy, over here rollin' up some pretendo

-Why you not thinkin' about me?

-Oh, wait

-Oh, wait

-I'm thinking about you now. What's goin' on?

-Nothin’, just chillin’, thinking about you

-You comin' through?

-Yeah

-Ay, Flip said bring some homegirls

-I’m worried bout what me and you gonna do

-Alright, I got a question for you, tho

-What's that?

-Ay, what hang upside down and got a little dick?

-I don't know, you tell me

-You know what it is. What hang upside down and got a little dick?

-What, a bat?

-Yeah. Now, what got a big dick and hang up?